Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Dramatic Presidential Decree

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, in a bold move to distinguish the U.S. military from its global adversaries, President Donald J. Trump has announced a dramatic change in the U.S. Army Special Forces' iconic headgear. 

Effective immediately, the Special Forces green beret will be replaced by the Basque beret, in the same shade of green, as a global symbol of strength, unity, and heritage.

“As we face increasingly complex threats from adversaries like China and Russia, it is imperative that our military remain distinct and unmatched in every way,” President Trump stated. “The green beret, though a proud symbol of our forces, has unfortunately been co-opted by other nations. It is time for a change. The Basque beret is unique, stylish, and can make America great again.”

Eventually, the Basque beret will become the new standard for all branches of the U.S. military, representing both an evolution in military fashion and a rejection of imitation. The President emphasized that this move would strengthen U.S. military identity on the global stage. 




1 comment:

  1. Sounds like him but my hope is that this is an April Fools' day post.

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